You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.
Calcutta's "The Telegraph" has got hold of an answer paper of a
candidate at the recent UPSC examinations.The candidate has written an
essay on the Indian cow:
HE IS THE COW "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, And
because he is female, he give milk, but will do so when he is got child.
He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got
four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body
can be utilised for use.More so the milk. What can it do? Various ghee,
butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.
Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only
because he is of asitudinious species. Also he is other motion is much useful
to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in hand and drying in the
Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of
the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only
attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child.
This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be
paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great
He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on
the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies
which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it. The palms
of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed.
At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His
eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so. This is the cow
We are informed that the candidate passed the exam
Sent by my Friend Venu.