"We are already tired of studying the First and the Second World War as chapters in History. What would life be if we have to study WTC and Pentagon too," said Student1 wearily.
"Hey! That gets compensated by reduction of two chapters in Geography, Afghanistan and Pakistan," consoles Student2.
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In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got the consent of the King and the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F. U. C. K. on it (Fornication Under Consent of the King).
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