10. Pretend to be in grave danger while reporting from the roof of the Marriott, Islamabad
9. Never learn how to pronounce “Pakistan”
8. Get a US marine escort to help you do your groceries
7. Bond with the locals by hanging out at Muddy’s Cafe
6. Carry big black cameras with CNN stickers pasted all over them
5. Always wear a safari jacket (esp. when in big cities)
4. Wear a CNN t-shirt
3. Wear a CNN hat
2. Wear CNN underwear
1. Hunt for the biggest lunatics to put on air
Published in FridayTimes, Pakistan. Author: Ayeda
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