| :-[] | Mick Jagger |
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(8-o | It's Mr. Bill! |
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*:o) | And Bozo the Clown! |
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(-: | User is left handed. |
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%-) | User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight. |
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:*) | User is drunk. |
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[:] | User is a robot. |
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8-) | User is wearing sunglasses. |
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B:-) | Sunglasses on head. |
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::-) | User wears normal glasses. |
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B-) | User wears horn-rimmed glasses. |
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8:-) | User is a little girl. |
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:-)-8 | User is a Big girl. |
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:-{) | User has a mustache. |
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:-{} | User wears lipstick. |
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{:-) | User wears a toupee. |
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}:-( | Toupee in an updraft. |
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:-[ | User is a Vampire. |
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:-E | Bucktoothed vampire. |
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:-F | Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing. |
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:-7 | User just made a wry statement. |
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:-* | User just ate something sour. |
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:-)~ | User drools |
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:-~) | User has a cold |
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:'-( | User is crying |
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:'-) | User is so happy, s/he is crying |
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:-@ | User is screaming |
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:-# | User wears braces |
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:^) | User has a broken nose |
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:v) | User has a broken nose, but it's the other way |
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:_) | User's nose is sliding off of his face |
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:<) | User is from an Ivy League School |
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:-& | User is tongue tied. |
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=:-) | User is a hosehead |
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-:-) | User is a punk rocker |
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-:-( | (real punk rockers don't smile) |
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:=) | User has two noses |
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+-:-) | User is the Pope or holds some other religious office |
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`:-) | User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning |
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,:-) | Same thing...other side |
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|-I | User is asleep |
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|-O | User is yawning/snoring |
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:-Q | User is a smoker |
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:-? | User smokes a pipe |
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O-) | Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, User is a scuba diver) |
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O :-) | User is an angel (at heart, at least) |
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:-P | Nyahhhh! |
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:-S | User just made an incoherent statement |
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:-D | User is laughing (at you!) |
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:-X | User's lips are sealed |
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:-C | User is really bummed |
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<|-) | User is Chinese |
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<|-( | User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes |
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:-/ | User is skeptical |
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C=:-) | User is a chef |
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@= | User is pro-nuclear war |
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*<:-) | User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat |
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:-o | Uh oh! |
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3:] | Pet smilie |
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3:[ | Mean Pet smilie |
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d8= | Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. |
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E-:-) | User is a Ham radio operator |
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:-9 | User is licking his/her lips |
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%-6 | User is braindead |
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[:-) | User is wearing a walkman |
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(:I | User is an egghead |
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<:-I | User is a dunce |
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K:P | User is a little kid with a propeller beenie |
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@:-) | User is wearing a turban |
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:-0 | No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) |
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:-: | Mutant Smilie |
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| The invisible smilie |
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.-) | User only has one eye |
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,-) | Ditto...but he's winking |
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X-( | User just died |
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8 :-) | User is a wizard |
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C=}>;*{)) | Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
a mustache, and a double chin |