Little Guido was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy
bar after another. After the sixth one a man on the
bench across from him said, |
"Son, you know eating all
that candy isn't good for you? It will give you acne,
rot your teeth and make you fat."
Little Guido replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat six candy bars
at a time?"
Little Guido answered, "No, he minded his own business."
Sent by Mr.Kumar Maruti