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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  • If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

  • If it's Zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be Twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

  • Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes?
    Wouldn't it be easier to just hire taller dancers?

  • Why do scientists call it "re"search when looking for something new?

  • Why is it called a building when it is already built?

  • If pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of congress?

  • Why is it when someone eats something that tastes bad they say "Aw, this tastes gross!" and turn to you and say "Try it!"
    Why would I want to try it, If they already told me what it tastes like?

  • How do you know when invisible ink pens run out of ink?

  • If you drop a chameleon in water, will it turn clear?

  • If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

  • Why is hamburger called hamburger, when it is made out of beef not ham?

  • If vegetable oil's made of vegetables, and olive oil's made of olives...what's baby oil made of?

  • Why do they call it a Leap Year if you ADD another day, rather than subtracting one?

  • Is it possible to be totally partial?

  • If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

  • What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

  • Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

  • Why does your feet smell, and your nose run?

  • If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

  • If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

  • If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

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