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Q) What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q) Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A) Breasts don't have eyes.

Q) What are three stages of a man's life?
A) Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, Try Weakly.

Q) Why every man need a wife?
A) Because many things go wrong that he can't blame on the government...

Q) How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A) He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Q) What do men and sperm have in common?
A) They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Q) What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A) A widow.

Q) Why are married women heavier than single women?
A) Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q) How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A) Put the remote control between his toes.

Q) What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A) They are married.

Q) Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A) Because they don't have any.

Q) What did God say after creating Adam?
A) "I must be able to do better than that."

Q) What did God say after creating Eve?
A) "Practice makes perfect."
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