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Q. What do you call it when a desi tries to imitate an American ?
A. Artificial Intelligence

Q. Why do desis go to a bar ?
A. To stand in a corner and look at the blondes on the sly.

Q. What is a desi's most exciting part of life ?
A. Doing an assignment for a girl.

Q. What do you call a desi between two blondes ?
A. A misfit.

Q. Why do desis like spicy food ?
A. To avoid constipation.

Q. Why do desis wear goggles ?
A. To look at blondes

Q. What do desis mean by fun ?
A. sighting blondes sitting in a car with sun glass doors.

Q. When does a desi smile ?
A. After seeing his pay check.

Q. When do desis go to the temple ?
A. Just before the finals week.

Q. What does a desi do on a date ?
A. Bore the hell out of the girl's mind by talking about his assignments and how he solved the problems.

Q. How do you confuse a desi ?
A. Ask him questions about sexuality.

Q. What is the desi's chronic speech impediment ?
A. His accent.

Q. What do you call a desi who says he dated a blonde ?
A. A braggart.

Q. How does one desi confront the other ?
A. By playing chess.

Q. How does a desi measure his perseverance & stamina ?
A. Watch all the X-rated movies shown on a friday night and still feel no sexual urges.

Q. How does a desi confuse another desi ?
A. Speak with an american accent.

Q. Who do you call a smart desi ?
A1. One who can drink two cans of beer and still walk straight.

Q. How does a desi bragg ?
A. Tell fellow desis that a blonde smiled at him.

Q. What do you call a stupid desi ?
A. A techinical fault.
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