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    Marriage is a 3 ring circus:
    Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffer-ring.

    In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created| man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

    My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a police dog to keep us apart.

    Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

    A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said"I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, wish I had your willpower."

    Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

    First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
    Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

    Marraige is not a word...ITS A SENTENCE
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Publised in http://www.wordanywhere.com/haha/on_marriage.html sent by my friend Naga Srinivas Venna.