Marriage is a 3 ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffer-ring.
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created| man
and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man
My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state
troopers and a police dog to keep us apart.
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and
said"I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and
said, "God, wish I had your willpower."
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Marraige is not a word...ITS A SENTENCE
Publised in http://www.wordanywhere.com/haha/on_marriage.html sent by my friend Naga Srinivas Venna.