A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in
hot CHENNAI (MADRAS). He's stopped in traffic and
thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual;
we're not even moving and he was wondering if a CM
convoy is going by!
He notices a constable walking down the highway in
between the cars, so he rolls down his window and
says, "Excuse me, Mama, what's the hold-up?"
"Dr J. Jayalithia just found out the verdict against
illegal mobilization of
Property, and she's all depressed. She's lying down in
the middle of the
highway and she's threatening to douse herself and
SasiKala in Petrol and
light themself on fire. They plead innocent and says
that they dont have a
Rupee. I'm walking around taking up a collection for
The man says, "Oh really, how much have you collected
The Constable replies, "So far, 1000 lighters."
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