| ACCESS |
A Complete combination entire software |
| amazon |
Amazing its still on |
| AOL |
Always Online |
| API |
Always Problem with the Internet |
| Application |
Always possible it will not be the same |
| ASP |
Another Stupid Program |
| AT&T |
Always take pleasure in layoffs |
| ATTACH |
After all your trouble here |
| b2b |
Go back to your business |
| b2c |
Born to be confused |
| BASIC |
Best After Software was introduced |
| BIOS |
By the way I cannot stand this |
| BOOT |
Begin your day one switching on to this trouble |
| C |
Complicated |
| CC |
Cannot Complete |
| CD |
Complete damage |
| Cell phone |
Call everybody you know for free |
| CEO |
Cannot Enter Office |
| CGI |
Computer got interrupted |
| CIO |
Completely insanse officer |
| CISCO |
Complete Industry is so complex |
| Cobol |
Could not be the one language |
| COMPAQ |
Computer industry is always in question |
| Consultant |
Confused with no Solution |
| CORBA |
Computer only Running But Application not working |
| db2 |
Database broke twice |
| DBA |
Dont Disturb busy Always |
| Dbase |
Did the best to sell the software |
| DCOM |
Discontinued Computer off the market |
| DELL |
Day in hell |
| Developer |
Did not know what to with the product |
| DISCOVER |
Did any one in oracle sleep when this product was released |
| DOMAIN |
Do make all of us insane |
| DOS |
Damaged Operating System |
| dotcom |
Do see ur stock drop in the stock market |
| DOWNLOAD |
Do not actually load anything |
| Ebay |
Everybody Auction your waste here |
| Email |
Entirely meant for junk mail |
| ERWIN |
Emergency Room for Windows |
| FORTRAN |
Forgotten that this translation language ever existed |
| Foxpro |
Fox never wrote this program |
| ftp |
Fast track process |
| GB |
Going backwards |
| GE |
Got Exact Change |
| GUI |
Get use to this image |
| HOTMAIL |
How most your mails are lost |
| HP |
Half their Products never work |
| HTML |
How to make it last longer |
| HTTP |
High tech temporary program that rocked the world |
| IBM |
I have no belief in the market |
| IM |
Instant Madness |
| Informix |
I never got into this mix |
| INTEL |
Into trouble for ever and always |
| INTERNET |
I never taught this would start another traffic mess |
| IP |
Incrediable prices |
| ISDN |
I sat the whole day for the network connection |
| IT |
In Trouble |
| JAVA |
Just Another waste Application |
| JSP |
Just a Software Program |
| LAN |
Lost another network |
| LAPTOP |
Light and pretty but teribble slow |
| Logon |
Let me remember the password before I go on |
| Lotus |
Lot of us dont know what this is |
| Lucent |
Luckly you cannot enter into their network |
| Lunix |
Lost Unix |
| MB |
Mostly bright |
| MCI |
Most Companys are insane |
| MCSE |
Most Complicated Software Ever known |
| Modem |
Make one different connection may connect |
| MOTOROLA |
Most of us taught this cell phone company will last always |
| MOUSE |
Mostly used for strange reason |
| MS(Microsoft) |
Mostly of their software Sucks |
| MSOFFICE |
Most stupid of all the software ever |
| NAPSTER |
Network was always jammed when you wanted to download a song |
| Network |
Network mostly doesnt work |
| NEXTEL |
Next generation will never tell |
| NOVELL |
Nowhere to go but sell |
| NT |
Nowhere to return |
| ODBC |
Only Database that was broke completely |
| OOP |
Only one problem |
| ORACLE |
Of course Real Application Crash everday |
| OS |
One Stop |
| Outlook |
Only you take look at your mails |
| PALM |
Practical Alternative to your daily Mess |
| PC |
Pack ur computer |
| PERL |
Program regularly lost |
| PL (Proj Lead) |
Project Lost |
| PM (Project Mgr) |
Poor Management |
| Programmer |
Proven Wrong Always |
| QA |
Quick Answer |
| RAM |
Rush for all the magic |
| ROM |
Russians taught only made this |
| SAP |
Set of Assorted Problems |
| SE (Software Eng) |
Such an Expert doesnt know anything |
| Silicon Valley |
So now we know why in this valley there is no power |
| SUN |
So you know nothing |
| SW |
Stock Watch |
| SYBASE |
So you basically are stuck with this database |
| SysAdmin |
System Cannot be administrated by anyone |
| TCP IP |
Take complete part in the information path |
| Tester |
Take it easy software never works to test it |
| TL (Task Lead) |
Tired Leader |
| UML |
U must Laugh |
| Unify |
Unforunately this was forgotten for ever |
| Unisys |
U can sit before the system |
| Unix |
U need another course to learn it |
| VB |
Virtually Broke |
| VBA |
Very Broke Application |
| VC |
Very Confused |
| VI |
Very Impossible |
| VIRUS |
Very intresting since it will destory everything important to us |
| W W W |
Word Wide Waste |
| WEB |
Will it ever break |
| WEBCAM |
Well eventually better to have cameras every where |
| Windows |
Will never do what you say |
| WORLDCOM |
World is so Complicated |
| XML |
eXtra Mad Language |
| YAHOO |
You have to account here always |
| 4GL |
Forever Get Lost |