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  • You turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't know you are online again.

  • Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL.

  • Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome.

  • You want to meet a girl/guy and your first impulse is to turn on your computer.

  • You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization or complete sentences...

  • You find yourself lying to others about your time online and when they complain that your phone was busy, you claim it was off the hook.

  • You would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much instead of the truth (another all-night online session).

  • You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.

  • You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to "check your mail."

  • You double click your TV remote.

  • You can now type over 70 words per minute.

  • You have withdrawals if you are away from a machine for more than a few hours.

  • You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.

  • You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the computer when you log on.

  • Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you've had.

  • You type faster than you think.

  • You want to be buried with your computer when it dies...or vice versa.

  • The first thing you want to do when you reach the end of this list, is to forward it to all your friends. (Hey... That's a good thing!)
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A BEE Love Song..
I Want You To BEE Mine!

I Would Fly Anywhere To Be With You

I Heard You Like Sweet Things...That's ME!

I Am One Cool Buzzer

I'd Like To Give You A Beautiful Flower

And I Promise Not To Sting

As Long As You Will BEE Mine!
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