• You turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't know you are online again.
  
  
• Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL.
  
  
• Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome.
  
  
• You want to meet a girl/guy and your first impulse is to turn on your computer.
  
  
• You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization or complete sentences...
  
  
• You find yourself lying to others about your time online and when they complain that your phone was busy, you claim it was off the hook.
  
  
• You would rather tell people your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much instead of the truth (another all-night online session).
  
  
• You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
  
  
• You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you wanted to "check your mail."
  
  
• You double click your TV remote.
  
  
• You can now type over 70 words per minute.
  
  
• You have withdrawals if you are away from a machine for more than a few hours.
  
  
• You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.
  
  
• You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the computer when you log on.
  
  
• Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you've had.
  
  
• You type faster than you think.
  
  
• You want to be buried with your computer when it dies...or vice versa.
  
  
• The first thing you want to do when you reach the end of this list, is to forward it to all your friends. (Hey... That's a good thing!)

I Want You To BEE Mine!

I Would Fly Anywhere To Be With You

I Heard You Like Sweet Things...That's ME!

I Am One Cool Buzzer

I'd Like To Give You A Beautiful Flower

And I Promise Not To Sting

As Long As You Will BEE Mine!