- you ask for small drink at fast food restaurant because the refill is free.
- you know more than one plans offered by long distance companies.
- you take plain water instead of Coke for lunch. (may also be a health nut)
- you take any drink with no ice because you can't drink ice.
- you ask before eating any meat "Is this beef?".
- you try to ignore all other unknown desi's around you.
- you tell your friends about this wonderful opportunity, and invite them to an Amway meeting
- you know all the facilities available at public library.
- you talk to Americans as if you represent your whole country.
- stove top in your apartment is covered with aluminum foil.
- you frequent to yard sales every week.
- you find taco bell sauce packets in your kitchen drawer.
- your dinner involves spreading newspaper on living room floor.
- you take off your shoes before stepping foot in your living room.
- if you like onion rings at Burger King.
- you are looking for dual voltage appliances.
- the phrase "When are you going to India" comes into your conversation at least once a day.
- you bought Toyota or Honda car only because it has better resale value.
- the number of long distance calls is more than domestic calls.
- you keep switching your internet service provider because first month is free.
- you go back to your apartment for lunch.
- your full name contains more than 15 characters.
- you know all the $1.50 theaters in your city.
- the only reason you go to a temple on festivals is because there is free food.
- you have spent nights in the car while traveling because you wanted to save money spent on cheap motel.
- you don't know any American outside your work.
- you tried to flirt with the Hindi speaking operator at AT&T.
- you have at least one Indian made pressure cooker in your kitchen.
- you know how much a 7 layer burrito costs at Taco Bell.
- you run to Laundromat in your lungi.
- put oil in your hair.
- you have a picture of Indian deity on the dashboard of your car.
- if this thought comes to you "Oh shit I just saw another desi" when you are window shopping at the mall.
- if you keep comparing prices at Circuit City for the phone you bought six months ago.
- the lawyer handling your green card is in your speed dial.
- you are compelled to visit every major city in US, just so as to say that "Yes I have been there "
- you are comfortable with an American than an ABCD.
- you have been to Mexico or Canada for multiple entry H1 Visa.
- you pay your bills the day they come in mail.
- spent 2 days cleaning your apartment before leaving so you can get full security refund from landlord.
- have a bucket in your bath tub.
- you have to borrow luggage from friends for India visit.
- the smoke detector goes off whenever your are cooking dinner.
- you know which grocery store keeps coriander.
- you buy butter milk before you run out of it.
- you use grocery bags as garbage bags.
- you say 'Damn I have already seen this show" when ever you are watching Married With Children.
- you buy rice in the 20 pound bags.
- office supplies mysteriously find their way in your house.
- you don't want to buy a printer because you can always use the office printer.
- you have postponed buying answering machine because the computer you are planning to buy six months later has in built answering machine.
- your idea of fun involves bowling.
- you starts spelling your name to the operator like A as in Apple, B as in boy , T as in train ...well you get the idea.
- you ask another desi if he /she ever got a traffic ticket.
- you haven't had a single female in your apartment besides your friends wife.
- you bring over the counter medicines like Iodex and Vicks from India.
- decide to marry a girl, your parents fixed without even meeting her.
- you know the current differential in gold prices between India and US.
- you go to a temple to look at girls.
- you have worked illegally in a Guju's motel.
- you mark your forehead with sacred ash.
- you have bought a video camera just before Niagara trip and returned it after the trip.
- wear VIP/Indian brand underwear and undershirts.
- you have Rin (detergent soap cake) in your bathroom.
- you have taken pictures of your car and mailed to your folks back home.
- you use the credit card with maximum cash back.
- you have collected enough frequent flier miles for a international trip.
- you are saving more that 30 % of your salary.
- you talk about the sexual escapades of your friend.
- you have never asked a girl out. (you might just be plain ugly too)
- you've bookmarked immigration web pages in your browser.
- you know your friends salaries!
- you smell likes a curry.
- you have asked a PhD student for a ride to grocery store.
- there are more than 4 guys living in a 2 bedroom apartment.
- you have a cooking schedule in your kitchen cabinet.
- you spend at least 2 evenings in a week at Kmart.
- you split even the tax out of your common grocery bill.
- you complain about Indian international airports on your first vacation to India.
- you take 4 week long vacation.
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