40-ish | 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
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Athletic | Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
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Average looking | Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
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Educated | Will always treat you like an idiot
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Free Spirit | Sleeps with your sister
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Friendship first | As long as friendship involves nudity
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Fun | Good with a remote and a six pack
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Good looking | Arrogant
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Honest | Pathological Liar
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Huggable | Overweight, more body hair than a bear
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Like to cuddle | Insecure, overly dependent
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Mature | Until you get to know him
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Open-minded | Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
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Physically fit | I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
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Poet | Has written on a bathroom stall
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Spiritual | Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
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Stable | Occasional stalker, but never arrested
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Thoughtful | Says "Please" when demanding a beer
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