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Most people have at least once in their lives, read through the singles classified ads Perhaps wondering what type of person is behind the ad Maybe some of you have even answered some of them

Well for those of you that have tried to figure out what those descriptions really mean, here they are, the real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads:

40-ish 48
Adventurer Has had more partners than you ever will
Athletic Flat-chested
Average lookingUgly
Beautiful Pathological liar
Contagious Smile Bring your penicillin
Educated College dropout
Emotionally Secure Medicated
Feminist Fat; ball buster
Free spirit Substance user
Friendship first Trying to live down reputation as slut
Fun Annoying
Gentle Comatose
Good Listener Borderline Autistic
New-Age All body hair, all the time
Open-minded Desperate
Outgoing Loud
Passionate Loud
Poet Depressive Schzophrenic
Professional Real Witch
Redhead Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque Grossly Fat
Romantic Looks better by candle light
Voluptuous Very Fat
Weight proportional to height   Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate One step away from stalking
Widow Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart Toothless crone



40-ish 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking              Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking Arrogant
Honest Pathological Liar
Huggable Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Like to cuddle Insecure, overly dependent
Mature Until you get to know him
Open-minded Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
Physically fit I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
Poet Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful Says "Please" when demanding a beer

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