Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets
where it is stored.
Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly
shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.
Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5
inch floppy.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Searches your hard drive
for old files and deletes them.
Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a
MAC.
Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.
Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor
doesn't care.
Sharon Stone virus: Makes a huge initial impact, then
you forget it's there.
Tim Allen virus: Appears helpful, only to destroy your
hard drive upon contact.
HBO virus: Runs the same programs over and over, week
after week after week.
Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns
on a daughter card.
NFL Blackout virus: Will only let you run progams on
a remote terminal that's more than 75 miles away.
Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of
your computer.
Linda Tripp virus: Makes copies of your personal
files and forwards them to the authorities.
Bill Clinton virus: Won't let you query the system
for information.
Rush Limbaugh virus: Biases everything to the right.
Ken Starr virus: Expands a focused search of a
specific file into a global interregation of every
existing file. Creates links between unrelated data.
Works extremely slow while searching and compiling
results.
Al Gore virus: Runs quietly in background mode but
doesn't appear to really do much of anything.
Saddam Hussein virus: Won't let you into any of your
programs.
Tonya Harding virus: Turns your .BAT files into
lethal weapons.
George Michael virus: Runs its course, occasionally
releasing excess data buildup.
Joey Buttafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files.
Jerry Seinfeld virus: Program about nothing that
exits when you're really enjoying it.
David Caruso NYPD Blue virus: After running
successfully for a while, it exits the program it was
in and never works again.
Pee Wee Herman virus: Exposes your confidential files
to everyone.
X-files virus: All your Icons start shape shifting.
Spice Girl virus: Has no real function, but makes a
pretty desktop.
AT&T virus: Every 3 minutes it tells you what great
service you are getting.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays
resident. It'll be back.
Sent by my friend Madhury Roy. Source: Unknown
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