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Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"

She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you now....Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."

second gal answers their question before they even ask it: "BITCH."

"What exactly is a BITCH?!?", they ask in unison.

"Babe In Total Control of Herself."

So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch"

-SMILE...and say "Thank You!!"
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Sent by my Friend Madhuri Roy
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