Bholaji is selected to play for the Indian cricket team as an opening batsman. He opens the batting against West Indies. He is asked to face the very first over (with one Sunil Gavaskar as the non-striker!) from Marshall who is bowling at his fiercest...
First ball : Whizzes past Bholaji's off-stump. Bholaji doesn't move an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper.
Second ball : Goes right over the Bholaji's bat and just over the middle stump, somehow missing both the bat and the stumps. Bholaji is again unmoved.
Third ball : Is a bouncer. Almost decapitates the Bholaji, missing his head by a fraction of an inch. Ball goes to wicket-keeper. Bholaji doesn't move a muscle.
Fourth ball : Outside the leg-stump. Bholaji again doesn't move, and the ball shoots past him to the wicket-keeper. But this time, the umpire shouts "No Ball!"
Bholaji walks upto the umpire and tells him, "So you discovered it now? You see, I know from the very beginning that the guy has no ball in his hand!"
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