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Yesterday scientists announced to the world the alarming results of a recent analysis, that found the presence of female hormones in beer.
This comes as a cruel blow to all men.
It is advised that if you are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to seek medical assistance to assess your beer consumption.
WARNING:Drinking beer eventually turns men into women.
THE TEST:100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period
THE RESULT: 100% of the men:
Talked excessively without making any sense
Became overly emotional
Failed to think rationally
Argued over nothing
Had to sit down while urinating
Refused to apologise when wrong
NOTE: No further testing is planned.