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  • There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.

  • You open a can of soup, and the lid falls in.

  • It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug.

  • There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.

  • You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.

  • You slice your tongue licking an envelope.

  • Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.

  • A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.

  • There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.

  • The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.

  • You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am.

  • The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.

  • You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.

  • Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.

  • You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.

  • You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.

  • You had that pen in your hand only a second ago, and now you can't find it.

  • You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.
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