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Once upon a time, Bhola applied to Medical School needless to say he never made it because these are the answers he gave......

QUESTION: Define the following terms?

ANTIBODY - against everyone

ARTERY - the study of fine paintings

ASPHYXIA - get a "Butt Job"

BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria

BENIGN - what you be after you be eight

BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u

CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome

CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing

CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty

CHRONIC - neck of a crow

COMA - punctuation mark

CORTIZONE - area around local courthouse

CYST - short for sister

DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose

DILATE - the late British princess

DISLOCATION - in this place

DUODENUM - couple in jeans

ENEMA - not a friend

FALSE LABOR - pretending to work

FECES - nasty countenance

GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl

GENES - blue denim

GROIN - to mash to a pulp / smile

HERNIA - she is close by

HYMEN - greeting to several males

IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known

LABOR PAIN - hurt at work

LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot

LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss

LYMPH - walk unsteadily

MENOPAUSE - I no wait

MICROBES - small dressing gowns

OBESITY - city of Obe

PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel Peace Prize

PROTEIN - in favour of teens

PULSE - grain

PUS - small cat


RUPTURE - ecstasy

SECRETION - hiding anything

SEMEN - sailors

SERUM - sailors drink

SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough

SUTURE - Gujarati for "what do you want"

TABLET - small table
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