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  • One Bengali is a poet
    Two Bengalis is a film society
    Three Bengalis is a political party
    Four Bengalis is two political parties

  • One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky
    Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky
    Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
    Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one

  • One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav
    Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad
    Three Biharis is a caste killing
    Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna

  • One Mallu is a coconut stall
    Two Mallus is a boat race
    Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket
    Four Mallus is an oil slick

  • One UP bhaiyya is a milkman
    Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop
    Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UPassembly
    Four UP bhaiyyas is a mosque-destruction squad

  • One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train
    Two Gujjus is a rummy game in a Bombay train
    Three Gujjus is Bombay's noisiest restaurant
    Four Gujjus is a stock market scam

  • One Andhraite is a chilli farmer
    Two Andhraites is a software company in New Jersey
    Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit
    Four Andhraites is a song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie

  • One Kashmiri is a carpet salesman
    Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory
    Three Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit
    Four Kashmiris is a shoot-at-sight order

  • One Tam-Brahm is a priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple
    Two Tam-Brahms is a maths tuition class
    Three Tam-Brahms is a queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
    Four Tam-Brahms is a Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara

  • One Bombayite is a footpath vada-pav stall
    Two Bombayites is a film studio
    Three Bombayites is a slum
    Four Bombayites is the number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour

  • One Sindhi is a currency racket
    Two Sindhis is a papad factory
    Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar
    Four Sindhis is the Hong Kong Retail Traders Association

  • One Marwari is the neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator
    Two Marwaris own 50% of Calcutta >Three Marwaris can finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis
    Four Marwaris will threaten the Jews as a community

  • One U.S. Desi is a software guy
    Two U.S. Desis is a lunch group at work
    Three U.S. Desis is a complaining session about the U.S
    Four U.S. Desis is four software guys at the office microwave, heating the tamarind rice ,cooked that morning, in their shared one bedroom ghetto, and complaining about life in the USA
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