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  • He had only one major publication.

  • It was in Hebrew.

  • It had no references.

  • It wasn't published in a refereed journal.

  • Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.

  • It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?

  • His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

  • The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.

  • He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.

  • When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.

  • When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

  • He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.

  • Some say he had his son teach the class.

  • He expelled his first two students for learning.

  • Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.

  • His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

  • No record of working well with colleagues.
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