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A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the
restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing,
until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down
he walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please
use the restroom?" The bartender replied, "I really
don't think you should." "Why not?" the pastor
asked. "I really need to use a restroom!" "Well, I
don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked
woman in there -- and she's covered by a fig
leaf!" "Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the
other way!" So the bartender showed the clergyman the
door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the
restroom.
After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole
place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went
to the bartender and said, "When I came in here, the
place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room
became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and
now the place is hopping again."
"Well, now you're one of us!" said the
bartender. "Would you like a drink too?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled
pastor.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig
leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the
whole place. Now, how about a drink?"
Published in TopGreetings.com
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