"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. |
"Yes, I do," the clerk replied.
"I'm glad to hear that," the boss said. "Because right after you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
She left him on the sofa when the phone rang, and was back in a few seconds.
"Who was it?" he asked.
"My husband," she replied.
"I better get going," he said. "Where was he?"
"Relax. He's downtown playing poker with you."