A first standard teacher was having trouble with one of
her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first standard.
My sister is in the
third standard and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
should be in the
third standard too!"
The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the
principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told
the teacher he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer
any of his
questions he was to go back to the first standard and
behave. The
teacher agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were
explained to him and he
agrees to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third
standard should know. The principal looks at the
teacher and tells her,
"I think
Harry can go to the third standard."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him
some questions?"
The principal and Harry both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that
I have only two
of?"
Harry, after a moment, "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a
question!
Harry replied, "Pockets."
Now no reactions or special face symbols on Harry's
face. He was so cool!
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"
Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy,
oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid ?
Harry: Coconut
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the
answer,
Harry was taking charge.
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft and sticky?
Harry: Bubblegum
Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do
sitting down and a
dog do on three legs?
Harry: Shake hands
Teacher: What is that a woman has two and a cow has
four ?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the
answer,
Harry: legs
The Principal said to stop this session, but the
teacher continued.
Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, answer me.
Harry: Yep.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.
Harry: tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored. The
best
man always has me first. Principal was looking
restless and bit tensed.
Harry: wedding ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow
me, you feel good.
Harry: nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver.
Harry: arrow
Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in
'K' that means a lot of
excitement?
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, "Put Harry
in the fifth standard, I missed the last ten
questions myself."
Sent by my friend Mr.K.Rajasekhar
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