A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to
out about something exciting and relate it to the
the next day.
The first little boy called upon walked up to the
of the class and with a piece of chalk, made a small
white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it
was. "It's a period," said the little boy. "Well, I
see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a
"Damn if I know," said the little boy, "but this
morning my sister was missing one. Dad had a heart
attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door
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