A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to
find
out about something exciting and relate it to the
class
the next day.
The first little boy called upon walked up to the
front
of the class and with a piece of chalk, made a small
white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it
was. "It's a period," said the little boy. "Well, I
can
see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a
period?"
"Damn if I know," said the little boy, "but this
morning my sister was missing one. Dad had a heart
attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door
shot himself".
Sent by my friend Mr.Narinder Dogra
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