- SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
- GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
- IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
- MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
- PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.
- COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
- DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
- IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
- I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.
- GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?
- NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES
- AND YOUR POINT IS?
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