Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, |
"Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
The barman says "Yep, thats them."
So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"
And Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
So Vajpayee turns to Bush and says,
" See, I told you no-one would worry about the 140 million Pakistanis!"
Sent by Mr.Ravichandra Reddy