Titanic is going to be drowned. Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to god...|
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Indian in the ship.
Italian: How far is land, from here ?
Indian: Two miles ..
Italian: Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
Indian: Great, jump and save yourself!!!!
(The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the
layer to ask something again)
Italian: Just tell me which side, land is two miles from here?
Indian: Downwards ...
Sent by Mr.Kumar Maruti