- At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful or shocking.
- I feel uneasy indoors.
- Sometimes I feel like smashing things.
- Women should not be allowed to drink in cocktail bars.
- I think that Lincoln was greater than Washington.
- I get excited very easily.
- Once a week, I usually feel hot all over.
- I am fascinated by fire.
- I like tall women.
- Whenever a man is with a woman he is usually thinking about sex.
- People are always watching me.
- If I get too much change in a store, I always give it back.
- Almost everyone is guilty of bad sexual conduct.
- I must admit that I am a pretty fair talker.
- I never get hungry.
- I know who is responsible for most of my troubles
- If the pay was right, I'd travel with the carnival.
- I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me.
- My legs are really hairy.
- I think I'm going to throw-up.
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