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  • Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.

  • There would be a cure for stretch marks.

  • Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

  • Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

  • All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

  • Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

  • Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

  • They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

  • Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.

  • Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

  • Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

  • They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

  • Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.

  • Women would rule the world.
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