1. What did the lonely banana say?
2. What did the green peas say?
Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.
3. What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
4. Where do cabbages hang out?
In the Gobi desert.
5. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
6. What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?
7. What is a vegetables favourite love song?
Love me tinda.
8. What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
Why do phools fall in love?
9. What did the fat car say?
I''m a mota car.
10. What did the confused egg say?
I don''t unda-stand.
11. Where do earrings go on holiday?
12. What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
13. What did the half eaten naan say?
I wish I was puri.
14. What did the lonely potato sing?
" Aaloo lonesome tonight? "
15. What language do carrots speak?
Publised in OutlookIndia.com. Source : Gayatri