VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel)
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment)
female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
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