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AGE     DRINK
17     beer
25     vodka
35     scotch
48     double scotch
66     cod liver oil

AGE     SEDUCTION LINE
17     My parents are away for the weekend.
25     My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35     My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48     My wife is away for the weekend.
66     My wife is dead.

AGE     FAVORITE SPORT
17     sex
25     sex
35     sex
48     channel surfing
66     napping

AGE     DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17     "tongue"
25     "breakfast"
35     "She didn't set back my therapy."
48     "I didn't have to meet her kids."
66     "Got home alive."

AGE     FAVORITE FANTASY
17     a winning goal in the cup final
25     sex in an aeroplane
35     menage a trois
48     taking over the company
66     Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

AGE     WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17     25
25     35
35     48
48     66
66     17

AGE     IDEAL DATE
17     Triple horror special feature at a drive-in
25     "Split the cheque before we go back to my place"
35     "Just come over."
48     "Just come over and cook."
66     Sex in the company jet on the way to Las Vegas.
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