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  • "Never trust a dog to watch your food."
      -Patrick, age 10

  • "When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?' Don't answer."
      -Hannah, age 9

  • Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."
      -Michael, age 14

  • "Stay away from prunes."
      -Randy, age 9

  • "When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
      -Taylia, age 11

  • "Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."
      -Traci, age 14

  • "A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac."
      - Andrew, age 9

  • "Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time."
      - Kyoyo, age 11

  • "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
      -Kellie, age 11

  • "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
      -Naomi, age 15

  • "Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
      -Lauren, age 9

  • "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
      -Joel, age 10

  • "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."
      -Alyesha, age 13

  • "Never try to baptize a cat."
      -Eileen, age 8
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