- Insulting Content
- Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
- Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
- As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
- I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
- At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!
- Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
- Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
- I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
- Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
- If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
- Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
- Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
- Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
- Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
- Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
- Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
- He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
- He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
- You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.
- He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
- He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
- He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
- He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
- He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
- He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
- How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
- How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
- How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.
- How would you like to feel the way you look?
- Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
- I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?
- I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.
- I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
- I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
- I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
- I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
- I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.
- I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?
- I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
- I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
- I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
- Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.
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