List Of Recommended Excuses For Husbands Caught Eyeing Other Women!
- I can't believe that outfit she is wearing. (Said disdainfully)
- Look at that guy... over there... behind the woman.
- I think that's a man dressed as a woman. (Incredulous)
- Isn't that the actress from the movie Delicatessen? (Chances are she hasn't seen that movie- and neither have you, but you will get brownie points naming a foreign film, and it will be just obtuse enough to distract her)
- I think that's the girl I knew from high school who eventually joined a convent (or was committed to an asylum) and turned out to be a real nut cass
- Help me, I got something in my eye... can't see a thing!
- Hey that's the loser I dumped in order to go out with you. Boy am I glad I ever got away from her. What a moron.
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