- Insulting Language|
A Pakistani, an Indian, and Pamela Anderson are sitting together on the subway when the lights go out and the car goes completely dark.
There's a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap.
When the subway car's lights come back on, Pamela Anderson and the Indian are sitting as if nothing happened, and the Pakistani is holding his slapped face.
The Pakistani is thinking, "That Indian must have kissed Pamela and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead."
Pamela is thinking, "That Pakistani must have tried to kiss me, accidentally kissed the Indian, and got slapped for it."
And the Indian is thinking, "This is great. The next time the subway car's lights go out, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that @!#%!! Pakistani again!"
Published in StarDust