Several dozen brunettes, redheads, and blonde guys were facing execution via a firing squad.
The firing squad takes the brunettes first, and the leader says,
"Ready, aim ... "
at which point the brunettes yell "Earthquake!!!"
The firing squad looks around anxiously and while they were trying to figure out whether there is an earthquake or not, the brunette guys all take off and escape.
Undaunted, the firing squad takes on the redheads next, and the leader again says,
"Ready, aim ... "
at which point the redheads yell "Tornado!!!"
The firing squad looks around anxiously and while they were trying to figure out which direction the tornado is coming from, the redhead guys all take off and escape.
The firing squad takes the blonde guys last, and by now the blondes have it all figured out; when the right time comes, they figure all they have to do is yell out the name of some natural disaster.
So when the firing squad leader says,
"Ready, aim ... ",
the blonde guys all yell out "Fire!!!"
Published in Stardust
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