College :
A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Etc :
A sign to make others believe that you know more
than you actually do.
Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Ecstasy :
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you Have never felt before.
Committee :
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.
Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Optimist :
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
Pessimist :
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead Of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Diplomat :
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.
Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Dictionary :
The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
Miser :
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Marriage :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
Rumour :
News that travels at the speed of sound.
Criminal :
A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught.
Worry :
Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
Boss :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is
defeated by feminine power.
Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes
Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions
Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Software Engineer :
One that is paid for sending and receiving such E-mails
Sent by Aditya
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