A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
A sign to make others believe that you know more
than you actually do.
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you Have never felt before.
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead Of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.
A book which people praise, but do not read.
The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
News that travels at the speed of sound.
A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught.
Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is
defeated by feminine power.
The name men give to their mistakes
Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Software Engineer :
One that is paid for sending and receiving such E-mails
Sent by Aditya