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"God," said Adam, "why did you make Eve so beautiful?"

"So you would love her."

"But why did you make her so dumb?"

"So she would love you."

Published in jokes.com

An American Salary
A British Home
Chinese Food
An Indian Wife

An American Wife
British Food
A Chinese Home
An Indian Salary

Published in msn.co.in

"William, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!"

"That's great, honey! Should I pack for the beach, the mountains, or what?"

"Who cares? Just get out."

Published in Mailbits.com

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Published in jokes.com

A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"

The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you."

"Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"

Published in hotezines.com


Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Sent by my friend

Benazir Bhutto To Nawaz Sharief: "if you were my husband I'd put poison in your lassi."

"Benazir," replied Nawaz, "if I were your husband I'd drink that lassi."

Sent by my friend Akash

Amitabh is questioning a guy on KBC.

He asks him "Meri company ka naam kya hain?"
Options : TISCO, Wipro, ABCL, Reliance.

The guys says "ABCL"
Amitabh asks "Sure, confident?"
The guys says " yes confident"
Amitabh says "Computerji ABCL ko tala laga do"
The computer replies "Abe gadhe ABCL ko 2 saal se tala laga hua hai !"

Sent by my friend Akash

A guy was typing away at his home computer, when his six- year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.

Suddenly, she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"

"What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly.

Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"

Published in Mailbits.com

Windows is a thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen-bit patch to an eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit micro-processor written by a two-bit company that couldn't stand one bit of competition.

Douglas R Jacobson, Apple developer. Published in OutlookIndia.com

A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang.

The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."

Published in Mailbits.com
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