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  • Advertisement in Musik Shop:
    Guitar, for sale.......cheap ...........no strings attached.

  • Sign in a bar:
    "Those drinking to forget........ please pay in advance."

  • If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

  • Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

  • Some people kiss with both eyes closed. Too bad they marry the same way.

  • A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

  • The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.

  • Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!

  • When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading.

  • My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He drinks straight out of the bottle.

  • I always leave an empty milk carton is the refrigerator just in case someone wants black coffee.

  • Getting caught is the mother of invention.

  • Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

  • The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
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    Sent by Mr.Venu Annam