A Panda Bear walks into a cafe and orders a
sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating,
the waiter comes over to bring him the check.
When the waiter arrives at the table, he just
starts to ask 'Would you like any des...'
Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls
out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda
Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets
up, and starts to walk out.
Just as he is about
to go through the door, the manager grabs him.
'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my
best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay
for your sandwich!'
The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat,
jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA!
Do you know what that means? Why don't you look
At this the Panda walks out the door and ambles
down the street.
The manager, shaken, returns to his office and
consults a dictionary. He reads:
'Panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain
forests related to raccoons and true bears and
characterized by bold black and white markings.
Eats shoots and leaves.'
Sent by Mr.Aditya Jeurkar