It all began on a day when Clinton sat in the Oval office and sang |
"Yeh Bill Na hota bechara, kadam na hote awara.."
At that moment, Lewinsky, who was passing by, heard it and responded
"Bill, Dhak dhak karne laga, mora jiyorra darne laga",
And Bill, brimming with thrill, rushed and opened the door.
He gazed into her eyes like Bobby Deol in Kareeb and sang,
"Chori Chori jab nazzare mili, chori chori jab Bill ne kaha, chori mein bhi
Then he pulled her into his office and thought of Aamir Khan in Ghulam
"Aankhon se tune ye kya keh diya, Bill ye diwana machalne laga.."
Monica picked up the cue and replied like Rani Mukherjee -
"yeh kya hua, pehle to aisa hota na tha..."
Bill then closed the door with a mischievious smile and sang
"Hum tum ek kamre mein band hon aur chaabi kho jaaye..."
The rest is history.
The poor security guards outside could only hear the full throated song
from Nusrat Fateh Ali,
"Kinna sauna tenu rub ne banaya..."
Monica met her best friend Linda Tripp and confessed about her affair
"Mera Bill bhi kitna pagal hai, pyar jo mujhse karta hai.."
Tripp recorded Monica's confessions and went to legal eagle Kenneth Starr with her cassette and screamed
"Le gayee Bill, Lewinsky..paagal mujhe kar diya".
Starr called Clinton and asked
"Yeh kya hua, kaise hua kab hua..."
But Bill cleverly interrupted and said
"Oh chhodo, ye na poocho.."
But Starr persisted and sang
"Jhoot bole kowaa kaate.."
Now Bill was very angry with Monica and called her up
Bill: Aye, kya bolti tu?
Monica: Aye, Kya main boloon..?
Bill: Kyon kiya ghotala?
Monica: Kya karoon, ho gayi thi kantala(i.e. bored)
Finally Clinton decided to tell Starr all,
"Bill kya kare jab kisi se kisi ko pyaar ho jaye...".,
to which Starr had a ready reply,
"Aye Bill hai mushkil jeena yahan, zara bach ke, zara hat ke, yeh hai White House meri Jaan!"
Published in http://www.indiankey.com