- Your dog has its own home page.
- When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16- or 32-bits.
- When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
- When you dream, you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
- You try to sleep, by executing sleep(8 * 3600) // sleep for 8 hours
- When you are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next page.
- When you pick up the phone and start dialling an IP number...
- When you get in the elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want.
- When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.
- When you look for an icon to double-click to open your bedroom window.
- When you want to deque the que in front of the ticket window.
- When you sing lullaby to your daughter which goes "Shutdown -h now...".
- When you read the news of a car collision and think of retransmitting.
- You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
- You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
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