An American, a Canadian, and an Australian were
sitting in a seedy bar
enjoying a few beers.
The American grabbed his beer, knocked it back in one
gulp, then he threw the
glass into the air and shot it with his handgun. As he
set the handgun on the
bar, he told the Canadian and the Australian that in
the great U.S. of A, they
had so much money they never drank out of the same
glass twice.
Next the Australian drank his beer, threw the glass
into the air and shot the
glass with the American's gun. As he was setting the
gun back on the bar he
proclaimed that in Australia they had so much sand
that glass was cheap and he
too never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the Canadian drank his beer, grabbed the gun off
the bar, and shot the
American. As he was setting the gun back on the bar,
he told the Australian
that in Canada we have so many Americans you never
have to drink with the same
one twice.
Sent by a friend. Source : Unknown
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