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  • Two Recursive functions calling each other
    Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
    mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein pehle tum, pehle tum

  • The debugger
    Jab koi baat bigad jaye
    Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
    Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

  • COM programming in VC++
    Roop tera mastana
    Pyar mera deewana
    Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

  • From VC++ to VB
    Yeh haseen vaadiyan
    Yeh khula asmaan
    Aa gaye hum kahan

  • Untrackable bug
    Aye ajnabi,
    tu bhi kabhi,
    awaaz de kahin se

  • Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)
    Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

    And then to the client
    Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

  • Load Balancing
    Saathi haath badhana
    ek akela thak jayega
    mil kar bojh uthana

  • Modem - talk on a busy connection
    suno - kaho,
    kaha - suna,
    kuch huwa kya?
    Abhee to nahin...
    kuch bi nahin

  • Windows getting open sourced
    Parde mein rahne do
    parda na uthao
    parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
    allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

  • Local variable
    Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
    pal do pal meri kahani hai,
    pal do pal meri hastihai...

  • Global variable
    Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
    har ik pal meri kahani hai
    har ik pal meri hasti hai ...

  • Null pointers
    Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.

  • Dangling pointers
    Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

  • GOTO
    Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
    Kahan shuru kahan khatam
    Ye manzilen hain kaun si
    Na woh samajh sake na hum.
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