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  • ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

  • BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

  • CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

  • CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

  • COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

  • DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

  • EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

  • GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

  • HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

  • INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

  • MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

  • RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

  • SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

  • TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

  • TOMMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

  • YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

  • WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
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