Good: You and your spouse agree, no more kids. |
Bad: The birth control pills are missing.
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He is involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.
Good: You teach your daughter about the birds and the bees.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.
Published in NaradOnline.com