10.Pakistan have a stadium called Qaddafi Stadium

9.  Pakistan have a cricketer called Yassir Arafat

8.  Pakistan have a President called Rafiq Tarrar

7.  Pakistan's local khoka collects funds for six different
    mujahideen groups

6.  It is easier to buy a Klashnikov in Pakistan than a condom

5.  Lahore traffic ideal for training suicide bombers

4.  Pakistanis look forward to vacations in Kabul

3.  More Pakistan kids enrolled in "training" camp than summer camp

2.  Tribal areas...say no more

1.  Even the Pakistani women have beards